i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He did a backflip because drugs
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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