I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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