pedialite and red bull = repair kit
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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