you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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