wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's blow job season.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
