So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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