oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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