what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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