ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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