it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
we made out on top of his cat.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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