I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
i've created a new STD.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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