i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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