another moral hangover. fuck.
I smell stomach acid.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
