when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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