it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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