I have demons in me.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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