That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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