Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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