I must be too annoying 4 u.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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