It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We are all done wearing pants today
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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