I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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