She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
