i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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