So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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