i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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