yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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