I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
