sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm both gender and math confused
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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