I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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