i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The feeling are messing with the penis
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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