Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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