Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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