I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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