she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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