If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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