I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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