To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
