Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Randomize
