She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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