I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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