i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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