therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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