I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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