oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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