I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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