just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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