On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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