u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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