That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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