it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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