3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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