So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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