oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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